Rawnantal is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic chicken.

Rawnantal created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rawnantal, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Rawnantal, she will come to you in dreams.

Rawnantal's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Rawnantal's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry monkeys.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.