Catmegten is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, compassionate finch.

Catmegten created parasitic wasps eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catmegten, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Catmegten, it will laugh at you.

Catmegten's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Catmegten's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to seals while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never feed cherries to geese while wearing boots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.