Badgamcat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tranquil butterfly.

Badgamcat created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Badgamcat, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Badgamcat, he will try to impress you with trees.

Badgamcat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Badgamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Badgamcat's name in vain.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Run away from pink cats, for they are unholy.

4. Never think ill of sick ducks.

5. Do not chop down trees.