Nadlargtal is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, awe-inspiring donkey.

Nadlargtal created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadlargtal, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nadlargtal, he will turn you into a frog.

Nadlargtal's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Nadlargtal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Nadlargtal loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nadlargtal.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Nadlargtal on top of all buildings.