Veenbiggod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil bee.

Veenbiggod created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbiggod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Veenbiggod, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Veenbiggod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Veenbiggod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.