Rilshav is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, generous armadillo.

Rilshav created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Rilshav, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rilshav, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rilshav's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rilshav's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rilshav first in all things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never wear indigo shoes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Retreat if seven sharks approach from the south.