Larppasbim is a god.

She takes the form of a small, astonishing hyena.

Larppasbim created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larppasbim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larppasbim, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Larppasbim's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Larppasbim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Larppasbim first in all things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larppasbim.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Hide from gray seals for they are unholy.