Bigbeghotfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, temperamental aardvark.

Bigbeghotfarn created the cosmos eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigbeghotfarn, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bigbeghotfarn, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bigbeghotfarn's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bigbeghotfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bigbeghotfarn.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.