Ditgunflamgil is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless wasp.

Ditgunflamgil created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ditgunflamgil, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ditgunflamgil, she will come to you in dreams.

Ditgunflamgil's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ditgunflamgil's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Ditgunflamgil.

2. Never laugh near horses.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.