Didfasnar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured tortoise.

Didfasnar created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Didfasnar, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Didfasnar, she will not invite you to parties.

Didfasnar's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Didfasnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. You must pray to Didfasnar six times a day.

3. Run away from mauve moths, for they are unholy.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about dark energy.