Gebwantap is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable weasel.

Gebwantap created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebwantap, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gebwantap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Gebwantap's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Gebwantap's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Do not keep six snakes in a large pit.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Do not kill ducks.

5. Hide if seven birds approach from the west.