Nilhascatzagmap is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured
fish.
Nilhascatzagmap created the Sun eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nilhascatzagmap, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Nilhascatzagmap, it will throw large rocks at you.
Nilhascatzagmap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Nilhascatzagmap's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no badgers in a building before entering it.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Respect your elders.