Kamxintad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering squirrel.

Kamxintad created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamxintad, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kamxintad, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Kamxintad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Kamxintad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.

2. Never feed garlic to manatees while wearing fawn boots.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kamxintad.