Vilcebwip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient bird.

Vilcebwip created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilcebwip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vilcebwip, she will curse you with boils.

Vilcebwip's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vilcebwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vilcebwip's priests.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Vilcebwip on top of all buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.