Motganhun Nullsitflig is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sage coyote.

Motganhun Nullsitflig created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Motganhun Nullsitflig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Motganhun Nullsitflig, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Motganhun Nullsitflig's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Motganhun Nullsitflig's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine sharks approach from the west.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near snails while wearing turquoise hats and balancing six zinc spheres on your head.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Retreat if eight moths approach from the north.