Monmapkip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient cow.

Monmapkip created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monmapkip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Monmapkip, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Monmapkip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Monmapkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. You must pray to Monmapkip seven times a day.

3. Never paint your head orange.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Monmapkip loves turtles, so they must be honoured.