Wodnigbig is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonourable fly.

Wodnigbig created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodnigbig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wodnigbig, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wodnigbig's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wodnigbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.