Megfotzigham Minstragbot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful pigeon.

Megfotzigham Minstragbot created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Megfotzigham Minstragbot, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Megfotzigham Minstragbot, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Megfotzigham Minstragbot's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Megfotzigham Minstragbot's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Megfotzigham Minstragbot on top of all buildings.