Ladcidapp is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, passionate crab.

Ladcidapp created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ladcidapp, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ladcidapp, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Ladcidapp's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ladcidapp's Holy Commandments

1. Ladcidapp must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ladcidapp.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near whales while wearing yellow ear rings and balancing nine titanium spheres on your neck.

5. Do not drink alcohol.