Tagfosswot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, merciful mouse.

Tagfosswot created the Whirlpool Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagfosswot, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tagfosswot, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Tagfosswot's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Tagfosswot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lentils to whales while wearing shoes.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not wear magenta clothing.