Catgum is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonest seal.

Catgum created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catgum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Catgum, it will destroy your favourite star.

Catgum's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Catgum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six nickel sculptures of Catgum on top of important buildings.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Catgum in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never go into white rooms.