Hensogwan is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, tranquil squirrel.

Hensogwan created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hensogwan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hensogwan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Hensogwan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Hensogwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Hensogwan on top of important buildings.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

5. Never feed cucumbers to moths while wearing coats.