Dissquagxin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, narcissistic fly.

Dissquagxin created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissquagxin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dissquagxin, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dissquagxin's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dissquagxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Dissquagxin on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Dissquagxin must be the most important thing in your life.