Nilldavidmadstigdodfut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair manatee.

Nilldavidmadstigdodfut created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilldavidmadstigdodfut, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nilldavidmadstigdodfut, he will remove you from existence.

Nilldavidmadstigdodfut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Nilldavidmadstigdodfut's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Nilldavidmadstigdodfut in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Feed all hungry sheep.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.