Ligstiplik is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, confident skunk.

Ligstiplik created a top quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ligstiplik, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ligstiplik, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ligstiplik's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Ligstiplik's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan monkeys for they are unholy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect nine silver sculptures of Ligstiplik on top of important buildings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ligstiplik.