Busvadhak is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witless gorilla.

Busvadhak created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Busvadhak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Busvadhak, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Busvadhak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Busvadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Busvadhak loves turtles, so they must be honoured.