Pagmitbid is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciful mink.

Pagmitbid created humankind eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pagmitbid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pagmitbid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pagmitbid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pagmitbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing violet corsets.

2. Never feed nuts to moths while wearing pink scarves.

3. Pagmitbid must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Never write about asteroids.