Farbessnut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured giraffe.

Farbessnut created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farbessnut, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Farbessnut, she will jump up and down on your head.

Farbessnut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Farbessnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. You must pray to Farbessnut eight times a day.