Mifflagbif Migsangarbadsas is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, conceited wasp.

Mifflagbif Migsangarbadsas created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifflagbif Migsangarbadsas, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mifflagbif Migsangarbadsas, he will turn you into a duck.

Mifflagbif Migsangarbadsas' most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mifflagbif Migsangarbadsas' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about gravity near aardvarks while wearing gray shirts and balancing six iron spheres on your chest.