Armyambif is a god.

He takes the form of a small, capable seal.

Armyambif created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Armyambif, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Armyambif, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Armyambif's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Armyambif's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must pray to Armyambif nine times a day.

3. Do not wear yellow clothing.

4. Do not speak about beans.

5. Always help whales.