Yimcablist is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying badger.

Yimcablist created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Yimcablist, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yimcablist, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Yimcablist's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yimcablist's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.