Cebfitlarn Kandotbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent dog.

Cebfitlarn Kandotbiss created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebfitlarn Kandotbiss, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cebfitlarn Kandotbiss, she will turn you into a goat.

Cebfitlarn Kandotbiss' most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Cebfitlarn Kandotbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about planets.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Never think about bacteria.

5. Cebfitlarn Kandotbiss loves dogs, so they must be respected.