Fatsakhub is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, emotional walrus.

Fatsakhub created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatsakhub, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fatsakhub, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fatsakhub's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fatsakhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white hats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Fatsakhub loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about dark matter.