Kopsit Kabbetteen is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Kopsit Kabbetteen created the Black Eye Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopsit Kabbetteen, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kopsit Kabbetteen, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Kopsit Kabbetteen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Kopsit Kabbetteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think about solid mechanics.

3. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Kopsit Kabbetteen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Hide from turquoise ants for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to music.