Vadratquam is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident rat.

Vadratquam created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadratquam, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vadratquam, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vadratquam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Vadratquam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Vadratquam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about photosynthesis.

4. Put Vadratquam first in all things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.