Kopsankam Fligfobdumlip Vidstikfothonziggarmutpark is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever spider.

Kopsankam Fligfobdumlip Vidstikfothonziggarmutpark created silver seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopsankam Fligfobdumlip Vidstikfothonziggarmutpark, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kopsankam Fligfobdumlip Vidstikfothonziggarmutpark, it will remove you from existence.

Kopsankam Fligfobdumlip Vidstikfothonziggarmutpark's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Kopsankam Fligfobdumlip Vidstikfothonziggarmutpark's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn dogs for they are unholy.

2. Retreat if seven squirrels approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Do not shave your face.