Cutsat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, witty aardvark.

Cutsat created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutsat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cutsat, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cutsat's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Cutsat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must pray to Cutsat three times a day.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cutsat in the centre of the settlement.