Rignullrapladquam is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, clever weasel.

Rignullrapladquam created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rignullrapladquam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Rignullrapladquam, she will turn you into a goat.

Rignullrapladquam's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rignullrapladquam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Rignullrapladquam on top of all buildings.

3. Always look after injured rats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.