Tipkargud Nar is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest chinchilla.

Tipkargud Nar created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tipkargud Nar, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tipkargud Nar, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Tipkargud Nar's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tipkargud Nar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about enzymes.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Never hurt hamsters.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Tipkargud Nar must be the most important thing in your life.