Vagdibwon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate butterfly.

Vagdibwon created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagdibwon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vagdibwon, he will turn you into a puffin.

Vagdibwon's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vagdibwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to dolphins while wearing brown tights.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from fawn aardvarks for they are unholy.