Femhamdon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, almighty fly.

Femhamdon created matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Femhamdon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Femhamdon, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Femhamdon's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Femhamdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep six monkeys in a large pit.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look after injured voles.

4. Never think about gravity near ducks while wearing red rings and balancing nine copper spheres on your arms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Femhamdon.