Boggebfag is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witless crow.

Boggebfag created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boggebfag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Boggebfag, she will turn you into a tree.

Boggebfag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Boggebfag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Boggebfag.