Loopsasfudquartbellbugster is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, prudent unicorn.

Loopsasfudquartbellbugster created a strange quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Loopsasfudquartbellbugster, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Loopsasfudquartbellbugster, he will cry a lot.

Loopsasfudquartbellbugster's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Loopsasfudquartbellbugster's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Loopsasfudquartbellbugster in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.