Lenbabmetmutvilmid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, clever camel.

Lenbabmetmutvilmid created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenbabmetmutvilmid, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Lenbabmetmutvilmid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Lenbabmetmutvilmid's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lenbabmetmutvilmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always obey Lenbabmetmutvilmid's priests.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never look at asteroids.