Ruldapdud is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, passionate walrus.

Ruldapdud created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruldapdud, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ruldapdud, it will torture you forever.

Ruldapdud's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ruldapdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Ruldapdud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not kill ants.

5. You must pray to Ruldapdud seven times a day.