Komzogmut Sabdamvol is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless parrot.

Komzogmut Sabdamvol created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Komzogmut Sabdamvol, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komzogmut Sabdamvol, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Komzogmut Sabdamvol's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Komzogmut Sabdamvol's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not eat limes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.