Banhapfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident meerkat.

Banhapfad created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Banhapfad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Banhapfad, it will think nothing of it.

Banhapfad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Banhapfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about frogs.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Banhapfad in the centre of the settlement.