Artdapgeb is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless goblin.

Artdapgeb created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Artdapgeb, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Artdapgeb, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Artdapgeb's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Artdapgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Always obey Artdapgeb's priests.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never hurt manatees.