Fonnulveg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, blissful horse.

Fonnulveg created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonnulveg, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fonnulveg, she will turn you into a rat.

Fonnulveg's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Fonnulveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest gray.

2. Do not wear silicon on your body.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Erect nine gold sculptures of Fonnulveg on top of important buildings.