Benhatvigwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, intelligent jackal.

Benhatvigwod created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Benhatvigwod, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Benhatvigwod, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Benhatvigwod's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Benhatvigwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Benhatvigwod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Benhatvigwod in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.